I was run over by a garbage truck 8DD
I have a fractured jaw and two breaks in my orbital bone [wiki it 8DDDD]
I can't go out in the sun or have gum for a year.
The summer sucks and I'm going to high school.
I don't get to go to Florida or see my brother this year.
The man who ran me over, hit the high school crossing guard last year.
I stayed in the hospital for less than 6 hours, and they're charging us, basically, about, $800 an hour.
I was unconscious for about 25 minutes, under the truck and woke up in the ambulance later on.
I lost enough blood that someone thought I was a deer on the road and also left a stain that washed away